Dear Wife,
I’m writing you this letter to tell you that I’m leaving you for good. I’ve been a good man to you in our 7 years of marriage & I have nothing to show for it.
These last 2 weeks have been tough for me. Your boss notified me that you quit your job today & that was just too much to bear any longer.
Last week, you came home & didn’t even notice I had a new haircut, had cooked your favorite meal & even wore a brand new pair of silk boxers.
You ate in 2 minutes, & went straight to sleep after watching all of your soaps. You don’t tell me you love me anymore; you don’t want sex or anything that connects us as husband & wife.
Either you’re cheating on me or you don’t love me anymore; whatever the case, It’s over and I am leaving.
Your EX-Husband
P.S. don’t try to find me. Your SISTER & I are moving away to West Virginia together! Have a great life!
Dear Ex-Husband,
Believe me, nothing has made my day more than receiving your letter. It’s definitely true that you & I have been married for the past 7 years, although a good man is a far cry from what you’ve been.
I watch my TV shows so much because they drown out your constant whining & griping, although that doesn’t seem to work.
I definitely noticed your haircut last week, but the 1st thing that came to mind was ‘You look just like a girl!’ And since my mother raised me not to say anything if you can’t say something nice, I decided not to comment.
And when you cooked my favorite meal, you must have gotten me confused with MY SISTER, because I stopped eating pork 7 long years ago.
About those new silk boxers: I turned away from you because the $49.99 price tag was still on them, & I prayed it was a coincidence that my sister had just borrowed $50 from me that morning.
After all of this, I still loved you & felt we could make this work. So when I hit the lotto for 10 million dollars, I quit my job & bought us 2 tickets to Jamaica. But when I got home you were gone.
Everything happens for a reason, I guess. I hope you have the fulfilling life you always wanted. My lawyer said that the letter you wrote ensures you won’t get a dime from me. So take care.
Signed, Your Ex-Wife, Rich As Hell & Free!
P.S. I don’t know if I ever told you this, but my sister Carla was born Carl. I hope that’s not a problem!
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Shania Twain: A Pop Star Who Overcame Adversity
The well-known Canadian singer-songwriter and best-selling female country music performer Shania Twain has an incredible tale of overcoming hardship. One of the numerous hardships she faced as a child growing up in a low-income environment was going to bed hungry. Even though she still views herself as lucky, she is now using her success to change the world.
At an early age, Twain started his path to fame. When she was eight years old, she began working at bars to support her family financially. Twain had a rough upbringing, but he has shown incredible resiliency and perseverance.
Twain suffered domestic abuse at the hands of her mother and stepfather when she was a small child. She said that her stepfather’s mindset was akin to that of Jekyll and Hyde, which made her childhood particularly difficult. Her family was often struggling financially as well; they frequently lacked the funds for basic expenses like food and rent.
Twain remembers the agony of starvation she had in school as well as the embarrassment she suffered due to her insufficient food intake. She was in a terrible condition, but she was too conceited to ask for help. She learned the value of strength and character development from this early fight.Throughout her life, Twain encountered numerous challenges, but she resisted letting them define who she was. She feels that her will to overcome her traumas and tribulations defines who she is, not the suffering and agony she went through. Twain became the strong woman she is now because of her tenacity and refusal to feel guilty about her upbringing.
When Twain’s mother and stepfather perished in an automobile accident, tragedy rocked her world. She gave up her dream of being a singer to support her younger brothers. But destiny had other ideas for her.
Twain was able to pursue a prosperous singing career because of her talent and perseverance. She has received several honors and recognitions, making her one of the most well-known musicians of all time. Many people have found inspiration in her incredible story.
Twain gives back these days by using her position and celebrity. She feeds underprivileged children and gives them a loving, safe atmosphere through her nonprofit initiative, Shania Kids Can. Twain has always been motivated to feed the underprivileged by her desire to positively impact the lives of others going through similar struggles to her own.
Twain, who lives with her family on a farm near Las Vegas, believes that she is lucky and gives thanks to God for her present situation. Despite having a challenging background, she overcome many obstacles to achieve incredible achievements and inspire hope in others.
The example set by Shania Twain’s life is the value of tenacity and using achievement for the benefit of society. Her story serves as an example for all of us, showing that we can overcome any challenge if we are nice and persistent.
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