Two women were talking in Heaven. Hi, Sylvia! How’d you die?I froze to de ath.
How horrible said the other woman! It wasn’t so bad repIied Sylvia.
After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm and sleepy. Eventually I died a peaceful death. What about you?
2nd woman: I died of a massive heart attack.
I suspected that my husband was cheating, so I came home early so that I couId catch him in the act.
But instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV.
1st woman: So, what happened?
2nd woman: I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere that I started running all over the house looking.
I ran up into the attic and searched. Then I scurried down into the basement. After that, I went through every closet and checked under all the beds. I kept this up until I had looked everywhere!
Finally I became so exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack and di ed.
1st woman: Too bad you didn’t look in the freezer. We’d both still be alive.
The superstar invited a young girl to sing, and within seconds, she captivated the audience, bringing down the house with her performance.
With a look of both resolve and nervousness in her eyes, the little girl cautiously entered the glaring lights. The megastar asked her, “Do you know ‘You Raise Me Up?’” while handing her the microphone. Around the arena, cheers could be heard, announcing the amazing event that was about to take place.
The young girl nodded, her voice as gentle as a whisper but as powerful as a symphony, the opening notes of the beloved song filling the arena as she mustered all her bravery. The audience erupted in a collective cry of surprise at that point, feeling both shocked and respectful at the amazing potential housed in such a delicate body.
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