So I am at Walmart scanning and bagging my almost $300 worth of groceries while the employee that wants $15 an hour “monitors” and then this happened.
Her – why are you double bagging all of your groceries?
Me – excuse me?
Her – you are wasting our bags!
Me – if you don’t likе the way I’m bagging the groceries, feel free to come on over here and bag them yourself.
Her – that’s not my job!
Me – okay, then I will bag my groceries how I please if that’s all right with you.
Her – why are you using two bags?!
Me – because the bags are weak and I don’t want the handles to break or the bottoms to rip out.
Her – well that’s because you are putting too much stuff in the bag. If you took half of that stuff out and put it in a different bag then you wouldn’t need to double bag.
*10 seconds of me just staring at her.
Me – so you want me to split these items in half and put half of them in a different bag so that I don’t have to double bag.
Her – exactly.
Me – so I would still be using two bags to hold the same number of items.
Her – no because you wouldn’t be double bagging.
*me pressing two fingers to my left eye in an attempt to make it stop twitching.
Me – okay so here I have a jug of milk and a bottle of juice double bagged. If I take the milk out and remove the double bagging and just put the milk in the single bag and the juice in that single bag I’m still using two bags for these two items.
Her- no because you are not double bagging them so it’s not the same number of bags.
*me looking around at about 10 other customers who at this point are enjoying the show.
Me- is this likе that Common Core math stuff I keep hearing about?
Her- never mind you just don’t get it.
And with that, she went back to her little Podium so she could continue texting or playing games on her phone or whatever it was she was doing before she decided to come over and critique my bagging skiIIs.
Michael J. Fox Made a Surprise Appearance at a Coldplay Concert and Everyone Had the Same Thing to Say
In an unforgettable evening at the Glastonbury Festival, Coldplay’s headline performance on the Pyramid Stage was highlighted by an unexpected and heartwarming surprise, the Back to the Future actor Michael J. Fox.
The evening was already filled with high-energy performances and special moments, but nothing quite compared to the electrifying appearance of Michael J. Fox. Chris Martin introduced the beloved actor with palpable enthusiasm, saying, “Here’s another legendary Michael — one who just totally rocks. With his Chuck Berry riff and the way he punched Biff, ladies and gentlemen please welcome Michael J. Fox.”
As Fox was wheeled onto the stage, he exuded joy and enthusiasm, flashing a car as a playful nod to his iconic role in the Back to the Future series. The crowd erupted in cheers, clearly thrilled by the unexpected guest. The excitement only grew as Fox joined the band in performing one of Coldplay’s hit tracks, showcasing his enduring charisma and love for live music.
Social media buzzed with reactions from fans who were delighted by Fox’s appearance. Comments and posts flooded in, praising the surprise cameo and expressing admiration for Fox’s spirited participation. “Watching this, I smiled and cried,” said one YouTube user. On Twitter, emotions were also high, “Amazing and heartwarming. I’m thinking about all the people who suffer from Parkinson’s disease seeing this & smiling. Priceless and thank you @coldplay for doing this. These little things matter!”
Michael J. Fox, who has been open about his battle with Parkinson’s disease, demonstrated incredible resilience and positivity, inspiring both the live audience and viewers around the world. His presence at Glastonbury not only added a magical touch to Coldplay’s performance but also served as a powerful reminder of his enduring influence and the joy he continues to bring to fans.
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