So I am at Walmart scanning and bagging my almost $300 worth of groceries while the employee that wants $15 an hour “monitors” and then this happened.
Her – why are you double bagging all of your groceries?
Me – excuse me?
Her – you are wasting our bags!
Me – if you don’t likе the way I’m bagging the groceries, feel free to come on over here and bag them yourself.
Her – that’s not my job!
Me – okay, then I will bag my groceries how I please if that’s all right with you.
Her – why are you using two bags?!
Me – because the bags are weak and I don’t want the handles to break or the bottoms to rip out.
Her – well that’s because you are putting too much stuff in the bag. If you took half of that stuff out and put it in a different bag then you wouldn’t need to double bag.
*10 seconds of me just staring at her.
Me – so you want me to split these items in half and put half of them in a different bag so that I don’t have to double bag.
Her – exactly.
Me – so I would still be using two bags to hold the same number of items.
Her – no because you wouldn’t be double bagging.
*me pressing two fingers to my left eye in an attempt to make it stop twitching.
Me – okay so here I have a jug of milk and a bottle of juice double bagged. If I take the milk out and remove the double bagging and just put the milk in the single bag and the juice in that single bag I’m still using two bags for these two items.
Her- no because you are not double bagging them so it’s not the same number of bags.
*me looking around at about 10 other customers who at this point are enjoying the show.
Me- is this likе that Common Core math stuff I keep hearing about?
Her- never mind you just don’t get it.
And with that, she went back to her little Podium so she could continue texting or playing games on her phone or whatever it was she was doing before she decided to come over and critique my bagging skiIIs.
Neighbor Reports Family to Police Over Kids Using Trampoline, Parents Craft the Perfect Retort
Mrs. Whitaker, the always grumpy neighbor, had reached her limit when she called the police on Fred’s family because their kids were laughing. Fed up, Fred decided to confront her directly, leading to a neighborhood clash and an unexpected solution.
Living next to Mrs. Whitaker felt like living next to a ticking time bomb. She always found something to complain about, especially when it came to Fred’s family. To her, even the sound of children laughing was unbearable.
Fred and his wife, Laura, enjoyed spending time with their two kids, Danny and Emma, who loved to play outside, especially on their backyard trampoline. Their laughter brought joy to Fred, but to Mrs. Whitaker, it was like nails on a chalkboard.
Last week, it happened again. Fred was fixing a deck board when he heard a knock. He opened the door to find Officer Roberts, who had been called once more about the kids’ noise.
Officer Roberts, apologetic as always, walked around the yard, observing the children play. He sighed, knowing there was nothing wrong, but Fred was frustrated. This was about more than just a neighbor’s complaints; it was about their right to enjoy their home.
After talking with Laura about the situation, Fred decided it was time to take action. They brainstormed various ideas but ultimately agreed that Fred should confront Mrs. Whitaker directly.
When he knocked on her door, she immediately launched into an angry tirade, calling the kids wild and accusing Fred of being a terrible father. Shocked by her harsh words, he struggled to stay calm. He tried to explain that the children were just enjoying their childhood, but she insisted he needed to control them better.
Feeling infuriated, Fred returned home, where Laura was waiting. After hearing what Mrs. Whitaker had said, they both realized they couldn’t let her continue her behavior. They devised a plan: they would install a security camera aimed at her property and throw a loud party to show they wouldn’t be intimidated.
After setting up the camera, they invited all of Danny and Emma’s friends to what they called the “Noise-Maker Extravaganza”. By the time the party rolled around, over 20 kids were ready to have fun, and the backyard was transformed into a playground of joy.
On the day of the party, the laughter and excitement echoed throughout the neighborhood. Fred and Laura watched happily as the kids enjoyed the trampoline and water slide, knowing Mrs. Whitaker was likely seething behind her curtains.
As the noise escalated, Fred caught glimpses of Mrs. Whitaker glaring from her window. Feeling mischievous, he raised his drink in a playful toast to her. With that, she disappeared from view, clearly defeated.
After the party, life returned to normal. The security camera and bright light discouraged any further complaints from Mrs. Whitaker, allowing Fred’s family to enjoy their home without fear of interruptions.
One evening, Laura hugged Fred and smiled. They realized that sometimes, handling a difficult neighbor required a mix of cleverness and joy. They had reclaimed their home and happiness, reminding themselves that their family’s joy was worth fighting for.
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