“Yesterday, I went to a hotel with my mistress, and at the entrance, I see my father-in-law’s car parked.
I lost all desire and, of course, if he saw me, I would have problems.
I explained to my mistress that today was impossible, and she left upset.
Out of frustration, I broke both mirrors and went home. The next day, I went to see him and laugh at the fact that his car had no mirrors. He was very upset, and I asked him:
What’s wrong with you? You seem upset.
How the hell wouldn’t I be? Yesterday, I lent your wife the car, and she brought it back without mirrors.”
Next joke
Dad, I want to get married!
First, apologize!
But why?
Just apologize!
What for? What did I do?
You need to apologize!
But why???
Apologize, I said!
Please, just give me a reason!!!
First, apologize.
Okay, dad… I’m sorry!
Perfect, now you’re ready! Your training is over. When you learn to apologize for no reason, then you can get married!
Matt Damon’s Daughters Make Rare Red Carpet Appearance, People Notice the Same Thing
Matt Damon made a rare red carpet appearance with his family, and the spotlight was on his kids. The actor, known for keeping his personal life private, surprised fans as he stepped out with his wife, Luciana Barroso, and their daughters: Alexia, Isabella, Gia, and Stella.
Matt Damon’s family attended his movie premiere.
Matt Damon turned the premiere of his latest film, The Instigators, into a memorable family affair. The 53-year-old actor walked the red carpet with his wife, Luciana Damon, and their daughters: Isabella, 18, Gia, 16, Stella, 13, and Alexia, 25, Luciana’s daughter from a previous relationship.
This rare public appearance with his entire family drew plenty of attention. “We had a lot of family here tonight,” Damon remarked. “They normally don’t show up for these things, but they all showed up tonight.”
Fans were in shock.
Fans were shocked as they learned about Matt Damon’s family during the premiere of his latest film. Social media buzzed with comments like, “He has 4 daughters?” and “Didn’t know he had that many kids.” Many were surprised by the revelation, with reactions ranging from “FOUR DAUGHTERS???? No idea he had 4!” to remarks on their resemblance to their mother, Luciana Damon.
Some fans also pointed out the strong familial traits, noting, “The Argentina genes are present! Beautiful combination and beautiful family!” The surprise and admiration were palpable, as fans marveled at Damon’s beautiful and close-knit family.
Céline Dion recently made a rare appearance with her twin sons, and fans couldn’t stop buzzing about one intriguing detail. As the iconic singer graced the event with Nelson and Eddy, attendees were quick to notice the same thing about the twin’s appearance that had everyone talking.
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