A soldier stationed overseas received a breakup Ietter from his girlfriend back home. It began, ‘Dear Harry, I can’t do this anymore. The distance between us is too much’.
I must admit that I have cheated twice since you’ve been gone, and it’s not fair to either of us. I’m sorry. Please return the picture of me that I sent you. Love, Kim. The soldier, with hurt feeIings, asked his fellow soldiers for any snapshots they could spare of their girlfriends, sisters, ex-girlfriends, aunts, cousins, etc.
In addition to the picture of Kim, Harry included all the other pictures of pretty girIs he had collected.
There were 43 photos in the envelope along with a note that read, Dear Kim, I’m so sorry but I can’t remember who you are. Please take your picture from the piIe, and send the rest back to me. Take care, Harry.
Just Me, Myself, and My Birthday: Embracing Solitude on Another Year Older
Happy Birthday! Although the world may seem still, your day is important and unique. Even though we cannot be with you physically, we send our heartfelt wishes, love, and all the happiness you deserve on this special day. May your birthday be filled with surprises and memories that will last forever, and may the upcoming year bring you endless opportunities, exciting experiences, and countless reasons to celebrate. We appreciate your presence, and we’re here to celebrate your special day with great enthusiasm. 🎈🎉💖
Let’s also wish the dog a happy birthday and make him feel loved on his special day! 🎂
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